I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I fill condoms, not promises.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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