just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
