you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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