yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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