look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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