Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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