the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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