I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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