KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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