there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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