"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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