Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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