Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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