it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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