FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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