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normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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