This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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