Just fell off a train. Bad.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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