Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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