Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
So here I am, sexting at work.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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