Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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