im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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