i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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