i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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