no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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