I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm like, not good at living.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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