Fine. I'll sleep in my office
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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