Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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