Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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