Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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