Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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