very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
operation harelip BJ is a go
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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