have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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