no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
and you said cock pushups were impossible
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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