So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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