Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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