Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
