He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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