Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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