I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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