Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i came on her dog
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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