he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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My liver just had a heart attack.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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