Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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