Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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