its not stalking. its research.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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