her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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