Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Farmville is her only friend.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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