420 ftw
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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