He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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