My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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