have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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