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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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