hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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