Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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