Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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