my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Randomize
