You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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