Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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